Jay-Z says Beyonce definitely wont be strapping on a pillow any time soon
Earlier this week, Hollywood Life and Media Takeout were all up in Beyonce’s womb, claiming that Beyonce had gotten knocked up again (cough) less than nine months after giving birth (cough) to Blue Ivy. Sorry, I think I’m coming down with something! I have a lot of phlegm. Bey’s rep even played into the rumors, wittingly or unwittingly, by refusing to outright confirm or deny. Hollywood Life even doubled-down on their Bey Bump Watch by continuing to run follow-up stories on Bey’s “second pregnancy” like it was a done deal. Meanwhile, Beyonce’s mother Tina told Access Hollywood, “It’s gonna happen when it’s time, but not right now.” And now Jay-Z is saying a definitive NO.
Blue Ivy isn’t becoming a big sister anytime soon. Despite a flush of rumors claiming Beyoncé was pregnant, Jay-Z exclusively told E! News he and his wife are not expecting their second child just yet.
“Are you having another baby?” we asked Hov Wednesday night at the NBA 2K13 release at the 40/40 Club in NYC.
“Tonight?” Jay-Z quipped. “No.”
“What about in nine months?” we prodded.
“Not in nine months,” Jay said. “Absolutely not.”
But before then? What about in seven or eight months?
“No,” Jay said. “Not in one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight or nine months.”
Hear that, rumormongers? Definitely no baby on board for Hov and Bey.
So sad. It would have been fun to spend the next four months analyzing Beyonce’s magical reappearing and disappearing bump. I say “four months” because that’s how long the pillowy bump speculation lasted in between Beyonce’s bump debut at the 2011 VMAs and Blue Ivy’s birth. It was four months of magic. It was four months of “OMG, she’s EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT RIGHT NOW?!” It was four months of bumps that collapsed when she sat down. It was epic. Maybe we’re not ready to do it all over again. We need to learn how to stretch out the magic. I’ll be ready for a kickass, pillowy, magical 2013.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Beyonce’s Tumblr.
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